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ben has a dog [02 Nov 2004|10:29am] [ mood | FOR BEER ] [ music | outbreak ] ben has a dog its name is anna bell some times it farts and it really smells 2 wiped out ride the wave

retox [29 Oct 2004|11:20am] [ mood | drunk ] [ music | faggots talking shit downtown ] R Really Drunk E Early to drink late to rise T Tough as shit O Old English X XXX is not in our alphabet unless you are justin Name / Username: Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com ride the wave

I NEEDA NEW LITTLE BLACK BOOK [21 Jun 2004|08:39am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | blink 182 comments ] so this time around charlie is the typer and dom is the one laying on the bed via orlando florida starts.... now BACKFAT fucking gross back fat is fucking gross especially when its bigger than charlies front fat what have i said when i was drunk that was good i went to a picnic and brought the crogenocilly head of walt disney do you remember that game you have to remember the stuff everyone says NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIGN ABOUT that game that saying things remembering things game NO IDEA HAVE YOU JERKED OFF SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE no sir and you can take that to the bank.... not the sperm bank. im not the good at being the on the bedder EITHER AM I i know but yous hould be typing all this REMEMBER GEEBLE yea that kid fucking sucks remember when he tried to talkt o me and got fuckin played REMEMBER HIS WEINER AND HIS GF'S ROAST BEEF and his sweet potatoes he showed me naoods of his gf once green day dookie GREEN DAY DOOKIE? mmhmmm THAT WAS THE FOLDER THEY WERE IN niceeeee she was black too SPOOK haha giggles SPOOKSLYVANIA shit i keep messing up the who's talking caps thing im ditching it Jjosh has xl gap kids shirts that fit him what a fag never mind its just too big for him this is dommer now but im gonna but charlie back on the phone in a little pat doodys weiner is huger steel reserve sucks whats with the 211 100 shittier than 311 500 shittier than 711 what kind of asshole takes a tv and leaves a remote? and leaves a tv with no remote charlie was going to take the batteries but theyre aaa and he doenst have a beeper anymore remember **** jerking off? i cant say that just star out his name done heres charlie dom you leave to many non spaces space em out baby space em out space em out like my arm haha niceeeee space em out like my alien fish worst tattos ever.com but we'll take our shirts off and black geoff won't cause he's got nigger bumps studder step nigga nigga bump bump do da nigga bump bump turn up the bass lemme here dem niggas bump fuck morgan freeman he has the worst nigger bumps EVER 20th centerury wizardry!!! doms peein while i look up pictures of morgan freeman this is big as shit i k,now it fit me why the fuck do kids have sweaters in florida prides landing it sounds like a neighborhood around here http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/morgan-freeman/morgan-freeman02.jpg maybe that will work if not click it its good FUCK BEE'S i will punch a bee in the motha fuckin face how young was that girl ray finger banged 14 kid toucher i cut her jeans and ray stuck his hand up there and he let her ssweet ass mouse too bad its ont red lightable we need to construct a mouse pad blowssssssssssss fuck this mouse thats why its in the box that moust juse got btc'd i never opened one of these ew you just smelled a tampon i wanna just type what i want to say i keep typing before i say it AHH THATS HOW IT WORKS YOU STICK THIS IN YOUR VAGOINER AND PULL THIS OUT haha i just gave you a lesson on tamponage fuck that plastic tip tampon smells like baby powder baby powder smells like tampon unused of course im turning that tv off yeah yeah yeah im turning off that tv you turned my fun board into an ironing board what futurama its fun SLAM DA DA DA DA DA DA LET THE BOYHS BE BOYS MISTY FLIP he's got trivial ppursuit cards up here lets read some shit i just spilled them everywhere we need a web cam ill read the question you answer nwe socks what f word is synonymous with an insects antennae? feller.. judges........ CORRECT WOOOOOOOOOOO IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD FOR FREE TOO OBVIOUS BF nice who gave richard nixon as a goodwill gesture in 1972 two pandas who had great difficulty mating? easy one chinaaaa............... judges baaaa but close mao zedong mao zetong? what little red cookbook what what are you talking about don't worry about it man fuck this game questrions are too long and you're too smart i won't want to pick em up dont pick one up just pick one to read woo a wooo oooo we can steal this desk easy risky business josh would get caught is tom cruise in that movie is he? or is it kevin bacon i once knew this kid who did 6 degrees of kevin bacon he's a faggot and he wants to fly a thousand miles to get beat up unless he brings everyone and a gun and me a hoagie from wawa god i miss wawa wawa iced tea RIP lets listen to music off the lap top enter the stokes it doesn't matter i put the strokes on turn it down or change it balh blah ablah abklakhdgalhkj balaaaah what do you want to listen to enters blink covering dancing with myself i ll be dancing with my se elf dude i played the e's thats what ray said when we recorded the canis minor but we didn't even use it but the gang vocals ruled whyd id we all point at the mic cause we are hardcore shit i think i deleted the pics too bad IM GONNA START MY OWN NUDIST COLONY talk bro hahah he played it on his bass whya ren't we as funnya s blink 182 excuse tom everyone buy the live blink 182 cd fuck that thread up dommer one string 0 where's that hammer someones banging lsiten this is the best shit piss cock sucker mother fucker fuck turd and twat HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS AND MAKE MILLIONS and they practice are yolu still ljing yeah i am this songs abotu love give up for love post here if you want to cut dommers hair and pop his pimple its huge DUDE I PLAYED THE E'S damn im good what one day i wil grow facial hair dude i already got a beard WOOOO ya know the same girl that recorded this is the same girl that recorded the punishment video and we were both on mets shitty label too damn hype and little league was as well 1234 going to ac saturday night !!!! funeral home fight needs a guitar player and drummer HARDCORE LETS DO IT!!! yeaaa boyeeeeeeeeeeee 211 is the medieval symbol for steel fuck bees FAKE LIFETIME!!! is this the fake one? yup shit I CAN'T EVEN TELL I LOVE THEM AND I CAN'T TELL its good as fuck though new quesetion what do historians call the prehistoric lake that begat the great salt lake? BA times up damn it damn it is not an exceptable answer but god damn it was a good as album lake bonneville was the answer we were looking for and that car didn't come out til way after those lakes dont type that it wasn't funny STILL FAKE LIFETIME AND HE COULDN'T GET IT!! i feel like a bug just crawled up my nose is this your lifetime sound alike folder no and its a different band haha i dunno weather to feel better or worse about it do you think other people notice this stuff i do right away we are ending with no bang tonight well today sike death wishes and fresh stitches will get you home tonight new found glory has an oldschool song haha ok doms bitching im ending it for real 3 wiped out ride the wave

me and dom are thrice! [12 Feb 2004|03:02am] Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque Your Name Band Name Thrice Role Drummer Trademark Mental Problems Love Interest Yourself Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0! 1 wiped out ride the wave

this journal = mostly dom being famous [09 Feb 2004|05:34am] funeralhomefight (1:02:42 AM): ok im going to get the bottle and some chasers “funeralhomefight” is away from the computer as of 1:02:50 AM. “funeralhomefight” is back at the computer as of 1:05:06 AM. funeralhomefight (1:05:14 AM): im glad i took that shit off my hand funeralhomefight (1:05:32 AM): or else i wouldnt have been able to carry up this bottle and three beers funeralhomefight (1:16:38 AM): yo funeralhomefight (1:16:41 AM): talk to me funeralhomefight (1:16:46 AM): while im getting drunk funeralhomefight (1:22:32 AM): yo funeralhomefight (1:22:36 AM): nigger funeralhomefight (1:26:18 AM): this shit is so gross funeralhomefight (1:26:27 AM): im just gonna keep talking funeralhomefight (1:26:32 AM): since youre not answering funeralhomefight (1:26:54 AM): i totally heard geeble fucking his black girlfriend funeralhomefight (1:27:19 AM): and alls i could think about were those hot roast beef sandwiches from wawa funeralhomefight (1:27:28 AM): but like funeralhomefight (1:27:45 AM): you took out some of the roast beef and put a yam in there funeralhomefight (1:27:55 AM): needless to say i was hungrier than i was grossed out funeralhomefight (1:28:01 AM): and there were socks funeralhomefight (1:28:09 AM): no never mind funeralhomefight (1:28:19 AM): i was gonna mak4 up something abot sockls funeralhomefight (1:28:23 AM): but i give up funeralhomefight (1:28:44 AM): ray through away my cookies funeralhomefight (1:28:56 AM): so threw away everythign that was his that was on the kitchen counter funeralhomefight (1:29:00 AM): that fat pig funeralhomefight (1:29:08 AM): he was all funeralhomefight (1:29:23 AM): howd my vitamins get on the floor by the trash can funeralhomefight (1:29:25 AM): all pissed funeralhomefight (1:29:39 AM): and i was like i dont know niggetr howd my cookies get in the trash? funeralhomefight (1:29:44 AM): he didnt say anything funeralhomefight (1:29:50 AM): cause hes a huuuuuuugew pusswy funeralhomefight (1:29:55 AM): pussy pussu funeralhomefight (1:30:02 AM): fuck this got me drunk fast funeralhomefight (1:30:13 AM): post this in our live jopurnal funeralhomefight (1:30:16 AM): i gotta poop funeralhomefight (1:30:20 AM): brb funeralhomefight (1:30:46 AM): fuck i wish you could im me while im gone so the faithful LJ people copuld see my away message funeralhomefight (1:30:58 AM): about you and youre internet.................. funeralhomefight (1:31:04 AM): aaaaah now they wont know funeralhomefight (1:31:12 AM): unless theu im me whil im shitting funeralhomefight (1:31:19 AM): which they wont funeralhomefight (1:31:34 AM): so theyre gonna be pulling their hair out in suspense funeralhomefight (1:31:48 AM): well it wouldnt really be suspense cause theyre never gonna know funeralhomefight (1:32:01 AM): so theyd just be pulling their hair out in being really bent funeralhomefight (1:32:10 AM): like way outa shape and shit funeralhomefight (1:32:45 AM): fuck them theyre nerds anyway funeralhomefight (1:32:58 AM): like you are so rediculous you dont make sense funeralhomefight (1:33:07 AM): fuck you nerds it makes sense funeralhomefight (1:33:31 AM): fuck that was a big shot funeralhomefight (1:33:34 AM): whoa youre back funeralhomefight (1:33:40 AM): now you gotta read all this funeralhomefight (1:33:43 AM): caaaaaaching funeralhomefight (1:33:51 AM): thats the sounfd youre buddy alert makes funeralhomefight (1:33:56 AM): its pretty sweet funeralhomefight (1:36:54 AM): charlie funeralhomefight (1:37:00 AM): chaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee funeralhomefight (1:37:16 AM): this nigger in 711 asked me who charlie hart was funeralhomefight (1:37:23 AM): and i was liek funeralhomefight (1:37:28 AM): some gay dude funeralhomefight (1:37:33 AM): that no one likes funeralhomefight (1:37:37 AM): the buttons a joke funeralhomefight (1:37:42 AM): he gets pissed funeralhomefight (1:37:47 AM): real pissed funeralhomefight (1:37:52 AM): chaaaaaaaarlie funeralhomefight (1:38:18 AM): fuck funeralhomefight (1:38:53 AM): you better not be caught up in your internet.....................whoa though i was gonna tell you this time funeralhomefight (1:38:58 AM): no diceeeeeee funeralhomefight (1:39:59 AM): yikes that was way fast funeralhomefight (1:40:08 AM): i blinked and you got it funeralhomefight (1:40:12 AM): carazy funeralhomefight (1:40:21 AM): aaa i never pooped funeralhomefight (1:40:48 AM): hhhhahah remember AAA funeralhomefight (1:40:54 AM): in the anarchy sign funeralhomefight (1:41:02 AM): that band was real good when i was 11 funeralhomefight (1:49:40 AM): yo funeralhomefight (1:49:46 AM): i have a confession to make funeralhomefight (1:49:54 AM): i really really like ben gibbard bands funeralhomefight (1:49:57 AM): like all of em funeralhomefight (1:50:07 AM): i always told people i hated death cab funeralhomefight (1:50:10 AM): but i dont funeralhomefight (1:50:15 AM): its so fucking good funeralhomefight (1:50:28 AM): and all time quarter back is real god funeralhomefight (1:50:29 AM): good funeralhomefight (1:50:34 AM): and the postal service funeralhomefight (1:50:41 AM): and kind of like spitting funeralhomefight (1:50:53 AM): you and the live journal are the first people to know funeralhomefight (1:51:04 AM): there goes my reputatio funeralhomefight (1:51:09 AM): oooooooooooooooooh wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait funeralhomefight (1:54:22 AM): the internet already hates funeralhomefight (1:54:24 AM): us funeralhomefight (1:54:28 AM): i was gonna say me funeralhomefight (1:54:32 AM): then i paused funeralhomefight (1:54:34 AM): thought funeralhomefight (1:54:37 AM): and said us funeralhomefight (1:54:40 AM): sweet funeralhomefight (1:59:27 AM): NEWSFLASH funeralhomefight (1:59:34 AM): dommers really drunk funeralhomefight (1:59:37 AM): caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaching funeralhomefight (1:59:47 AM): charlies back again funeralhomefight (1:59:53 AM): but again hes not gonna im me funeralhomefight (2:00:00 AM): who cares this is more fun funeralhomefight (2:00:07 AM): dotn you agrre live journal CharlieHartStabs (2:00:08 AM): haha CharlieHartStabs (2:00:16 AM): what the fuck is all this funeralhomefight (2:00:19 AM): ride the wave if you think charlies a turd ass funeralhomefight (2:00:26 AM): hhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey funeralhomefight (2:00:34 AM): its charlie everyone CharlieHartStabs (2:00:40 AM): what the fuck CharlieHartStabs (2:00:45 AM): who's everyone funeralhomefight (2:00:46 AM): livejournal it funeralhomefight (2:01:03 AM): the live journal pepople funeralhomefight (2:01:04 AM): reading iot funeralhomefight (2:01:04 AM): haha funeralhomefight (2:01:05 AM): later funeralhomefight (2:01:05 AM): haha funeralhomefight (2:01:07 AM): im re3al drunk CharlieHartStabs (2:02:24 AM): oooooooh myyyyyy gooooooooooooooood funeralhomefight (2:02:37 AM): huh? funeralhomefight (2:02:44 AM): hey dude whats up funeralhomefight (2:02:52 AM): youve been gone for a little while CharlieHartStabs (2:02:56 AM): yup funeralhomefight (2:02:59 AM): hahah CharlieHartStabs (2:03:00 AM): chillin son funeralhomefight (2:03:07 AM): i cant stop laughing funeralhomefight (2:03:09 AM): post this 1 wiped out ride the wave

new location [27 Jan 2004|05:45am] get in the box hehehehehehe everyone whos been followiong the charlie dommer saga it continues wu tang wu tang go this time when dommer talks itll all be in caps when charlie talks itll all be in WHOA HOLD ON chinese syke lower case HOLD ON DUDE I ALREADY MISSED SOME WHAT? huh? DONT WORRY ABOUT IT GO DUDE for the longest time i always thought that the lyrics to the three company song were take a knock on my door but its take a knock i still want chinese food on the wy to i goldberd lets get chinese oh and dotn forget rip john ritter dommer got tired of caps locking go head man space down a couple this good? cant see dude? i dont know its like pretty far down ok good enough ok huh' year in review last year not this year yea thatd be way too short well like 27 days is alot ok year in rreview ok spacin down before the new year my hair was longer than yours but i got it cut so i dotn have to change the picture on livejournal so its like foretelling like it knew i was gonna get it cut BUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!! did it know i was gonna stlye it in a faux hawk? nope charlie thinks its fohawk what a nigger keep goin doin i forget what im gonna say he forgets noooo year in review dude what year in review dude oh yea nrb.......has died not like i cant get a boner....like im never gonna say nrb again after this detriot it trash nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger hahah a a a a hahah ahaha hahahahhahahaha this year we lost a crew gtc i dead we're fat yo does the live journal update the time? like for daylight savings i dotn know man did you know this? hawaii doesnt have daylight savings time? i bet you spell hawaii wrong all above facts can be checed up on at www.time.gov FAAAAAAARRt fuck ehat if my but got a splinter from ythat before the dawn of the new year hold on i need to space down for that space away spaced yo did you get the before the dawn part yea but before the spaces before the dawn of a new year we meaning i turned a page in the world of facial hair for i have grown a beard creep stache and all some might askk "why charlie? why grow a beard? is it like cause youre face is cold" you know what i would say to them? no my friend its so dommer can get drunk yes i know its not the hottest look nbut thats a sacrifice im willing to make burb hey dom youre slightly less greasy today huh guestion did you spell out nigger? n i g g e r ? yea man how else oh i thought we were bein pc this year fuck that faggot shit faggot nigger gook dune coon nascaar not black car nascaar not nascoon coonbaya my lord heh sweet dom what else happened last year? we got btc then un btc un? fart yea dude we dont fight anymore who doesnt us what was the early november? that was a fight that was us beating up 13 year olds dude they were at least 18, dude im seeing if i got a chicken chumpy chicken chumpyyyyyyy didnt get one but im contemplating going to get on this year im thingking about doin something daring im thinking about going to 711 and getting one of those cheeseburgers that are shaped like hot dogs thats the new me the dingo ate your baby at the riiight place at the right time dom you didnt finish the lyrics ill be dead wrong and youll be just fine youre private eye!!!!!!! dun nu nu nu nu nu nun un what do you listen to when you shower? the promise ring what cd is tha on youre bed? the horse latitudes what 3else happened this year? i remember drinkin oh you got kunkel but you didnt take me you took that annoying little prick fucking stoner roooowad rowaaaad why cant i say that word limit i just got fired but that was this year dont write it opps to late steeerike yo we have catch phrases i almost phases with an f why dotn we have a show i almost spelled phillies with an f make you wonder why thers a p on the hat huh i know me and letters became a logo what yup on that boys kissing thing we're part of a logo dead wrong and just fine come on dom chime in at anytime any asshole could just sit there and typre its too hrd ro talk and type youre not qualified for thes you taljm tkoe fast akfhashfaihfasnaiehi pee pee from bruce almighty dude cough i wanna piss on you piss on you drip drip drip i wanna ish on you ish on you mmmmmm mmmm mmmmm m mm mm m mmmmmmmm dude i cant type that noise but i tryed do it i did um tss um tss um tssss the system is down oh we stopped watching them hellfest sucked ant bitched the whole tim eeeeh its ot eeeeeh theres so many fat girls what a fag funny thing that letters did last year on tour walks up to all these peoele with the free mumia signs and says is this where i get the free mumia? hahahaah thats so good igot letters bowling pin right here i keep trying to balance it on my fuck this one sucks dommer quits the important stuff charlie and bruce evened the score at my kegger letters got elvis back and youre still a faggot for reading livejournal peace balloons 3 wiped out ride the wave

last night dom wasn't here so i had an IM conversation with him for the live journal [29 Jun 2003|05:09pm] [ mood | devious ] [ music | btc grunts ] aLESSONonSCREAMS: BTC tenspeedtoforget: FOR REAL aLESSONonSCREAMS: hahahah lets start froam now tenspeedtoforget: ok tenspeedtoforget: iamfaif so durnk' aLESSONonSCREAMS: i closed the box we are straight tenspeedtoforget: fuck tenspeedtoforget: im so d5rin; tenspeedtoforget: k aLESSONonSCREAMS: hdhahdaha; aLESSONonSCREAMS: me gtoo tenspeedtoforget: no ii liesd tenspeedtoforget: im dusted meann aLESSONonSCREAMS: oh shit aLESSONonSCREAMS: help me aLESSONonSCREAMS: im stuck in quicksand tenspeedtoforget: dude innf i wasnt sop amleall id geihelp[ aLESSONonSCREAMS: QUICKSAND aLESSONonSCREAMS: ahhhhhhhhhh aLESSONonSCREAMS: shit i just lost a shoe tenspeedtoforget: oh if thata was a pool its would float tenspeedtoforget: it smells like shit aLESSONonSCREAMS: oh god there is a hatebreed basket ball jersey in here tenspeedtoforget: no. tenspeedtoforget: it smells like your chest aLESSONonSCREAMS: help me aits the quicksand to 1998 tenspeedtoforget: whaaaao guicksand to four years ago tenspeedtoforget: ahahahhahah aLESSONonSCREAMS: oh my god aLESSONonSCREAMS: ahhhhhh aLESSONonSCREAMS: ahhhh i just rolled my pants up aLESSONonSCREAMS: ahhh i can't straighten my hat tenspeedtoforget: holy shit whered this trucker hat come from tenspeedtoforget: haha aLESSONonSCREAMS: the marker won't come off myh hand tenspeedtoforget: my shoulder bag is so high its strangling me aLESSONonSCREAMS: AHH THERE IS TWO SINGERS IN M YBAND @#$@#%@# tenspeedtoforget: OOH NOOOOO aLESSONonSCREAMS: harry krishna is cool ? what the fuck@#$%@#% tenspeedtoforget: look at these stripes down the arms of my jacket tenspeedtoforget: holy shit it has a collar too tenspeedtoforget: and i nev3r ran track aLESSONonSCREAMS: hahahahahaaha aLESSONonSCREAMS: sauconys? tenspeedtoforget: i cant pronounce the names of my shoeeees!!!! holy craaaaap aLESSONonSCREAMS: sawkony tenspeedtoforget: siconies? tenspeedtoforget: my band has three words and theory in the title tenspeedtoforget: WHERES CHARLIE HART!?!? LETS STAB HIM!!! 9 wiped out ride the wave

dingers [01 Jun 2003|04:21am] [ mood | radical ] [ music | dingers the soundtrack featuring swing swing ] alright lets start off, they tell me to put an event but fuck that shit. what if nothing happened?? today in the world of dingers i was victorious over the uhhhh, think of a word to describe the dommer.... the...not courting fame, but pretty damn close cause i beat your ass if you could catch the balls like she catches ants sploodge than the events...see events of this evening in dingers might have been different...dood im not saying this so i dont know why youre typin it. uhhhh, fuck what was i gonna say....oh yea im ready tonights thoughts are being brought to you by doms fingers but my head write out the words dot dot dot dot dot dot this is where the dommer comes in with "uuuh two days.. uhhh" but he didnt uh space space space...no no enter enter enter todays food recipe...tip comes from charlie. not the dommer. pretzels go good with urine, cause i pissed in that bitches pretzels voice crack hey dom hold on dude dom what keep goin im jonesin for some urinated pretzels fuck i hate it cough i hate it go down a few lines 1 2 few star no like asterik *news flash* new line someone stole my lotion. so ive resorted to jerkin off with massage oil five dollar reward for finging my lotion. cause when im dont jerking off with my lotion i can just like run the lotion into my legs. i really do that. enters some farts fpblt thats a fart in case youre a fag keep goin charlie you ready surfs up whats goin on im not talkin but youre typing. i cant read it i dont have glasses on and my eyes like dudes ready? huh? yea duuude! we should put our heads together. i play hackey with burkinstocks on the beach they come with lifetimes warrentys n the soles i wonder if jesus wore em? do ya think his warrenty was voided when he did that dyin thing? cause its like a new lifetime? enter 25 cent girrafes WHEN THE SADDEST SUN SETS DOWN WILL MALLRATS BE AT THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOW I HOPE YOU OO KNOW! go says the dommer be effin tee sea yall dont know they really dont know now cause i dont know what youre talking about insert shameless self promotion www.thecanisminor.com www.domisthlordscock.com exit shameless self promotion come on man. man i want some pretzels without pee how about you dom? uhhh i could go either way on this one that you want the pee?? yea wierd i before e except after c ready no now i am supercalafradgileisticespyalladocious did you seperate em? nah thats cool oh man i bet you mary poppins is a fine ass lay cause if she could pull all that shit out of her bag imagine what she could do to my asshole dude that was a whacked ass movie like how did they get that lamp in the bag anyway? seriously list of stuff wrong with charlies lisp mary poppins* one bag full o junk thats too big to fit in the bag two sugar does not help medicine tussins not supposed to taste good anyway three chimney cleaners are NOT suppoesed to fly out of the top of the chimney four sublet of three nor...ive never met a fucking chimney cleaner that could dance like those guys. dude how many chimney cleaners have you met?? seriously theyre pretty light on their toes in that movie five that movie was kinda old...so how did they do those special effect with doors opening and closing uh maids flying with umbrellas slow down dude. with bags of stuff...that bag hat be heavy as hell being able to go into paintings that are just chalk birds being able to understand english...like WHEN did THAT happen? ya know come to think of it...that movie was really ahead of its time. giggles* two thumbs up what why you gigglin giggles alright dom what do you want me to anylize, cause i did an a-plus job on that last one oh by the way....christina aguilara or whatever..put some weight on but all that weight went to her boobs. and she is still fine as hell reasons why letters and ant greg will bang the same girls. dude i hope his ex girlfriend that doesnt know doesnt read this... ooooops ut oh spaghetti o's man thise thing are the shit i always ate the meatballs first then the other stuff those meatballs didnt tast like meat at all. they tasted like old clumped up cat litter. well id imagine. they only tast good cause of that sauce enter more louder farts FPBPLBPLBT oh yea reasons why letters and greg or whatever will bang the same girls and chris will always bang em first because chris will bang em in the nice ripe age of fifteen to seventeen cause they will fall for stupid tricks like throwing stuff at them and pushing them over a log.. remember the log you gotta write log. and then when they get a little bit older and dont like being pulled over logs any more and ant gets em with his unwhitty comments and tight pants that make him look more mature and he rights equations out on their bodies to get em into banging sessions. the only reason chris will bang her after ant is rufies. he likes that band rufio. ohhhh man. ITS POURIN! there is gonna be some rain delays tomorrow this games gonna be like thirty hours they have a double header to make up for a rain delay FUCK YOU GOD *smacks charlies belly stop with that its hot in here i dont look fat when i lay down the dommer doesnt look fat when he stands up fuck see, look at that look when i suck in pretty sweet ya know what movie is not good? giggles move big strawberry next to steve orange county jack blacks beard is so not paul bunnion material spell it like foor bunnion damn its rainin like a witches tittie g i g g l e s no thats not it.. its raining like a race horse no no its raining like a horse thats peein or something no thats gotta do with peein a and the witch has to do with cold whatever its rainin real hard what dom? what are you laughin at? big white shirts with little bit bigger red shirts underneath dot com check it out. your balls are showing ever see that movie what movie quano bowls...collect the whole set come on dom name the movie i dont know dude ill give you another hint chigaco.... ace ventura??? TWO!!! dom wins... a swift kick in the ass *kicks chair* OW! dom that hurt man dom. now that i think about it....when we say that we beat kids asses we not once touched butts. another well thought out analogy. complete sarcasm in that last thing. one word per line please please excuse my dear aunt sally parenthesis exponent multiplication division addition subtraction just to let everyone know dom fucked it up but my delete button works no suprise there i totally used backspace cha ching! tired why is the other half of the butt chin crew so cute john roth? no the first one why dont i have a fan in here i ripped the legs off of the one dom types like i typed in like sixth grade. wait till i get my cast off then ill get my trophy back wanna make a typing trophy? like the top of the trophy will be like a keyboard whats up with allees "art" that stupid spoon thing made me sick charlie and dom signing off dom knew that was coming SIKE you fucking chumps were gonna stop readin you were thinking where the ps? but we threw a sike right in your mother fuckin face charlie and dom FUCKING RULE you faggots thought we were gonna say signing off again and we threw fucking rule right in your face like that sike dude kate IS cute. i know dude thats what ive been saying -doms hands and brain braaaaaaaaaaaaaain charliesfootonmyshoulderdotcom you dom in that last thing did we put do bee do be doooo that penguin in that bud ice commercial ruled if he was here right now hed be in the bee tee cee im tired dude what about you? dingers? when i ask questions dont type em out answer em sweet i think we should write for the cartoons theyd skyrocket in popularity theyd want our names and two hellooo we're hilarious im cryin teaaaaaaaaar dom im tired i wanna suck dicks no i said go to bed end this in a hilarious manor... like this 7 wiped out ride the wave

yea [17 May 2003|03:23am] [ mood | drunk ] [ music | bane - give blood ] so i hear blink 1182 shti it rules ant is tough as balls . like hard ball balls dinger style chris wuz here "92" vanilla coke is totally awesome if u dont drink it for like a month i found this ninetnendo game chumpy on my desk its my lil bro's that shit has zelda dom looks like a penis dirty tried to fix it now he looks like jesus's penis i got my blanket back' and i hate chris's dog my lotion is staring at me saying "jeeerk oooooooofffffff" im figting the urge new mountain dew shit is shit christina aguilkaureqai used to be hot now looks like white oprah winfrey i wish dom was here dom is funny dom runs i run slower kris is pussy whipped but doesnt get pussy weird eh? fuck that shit its all about cock cock a doodle doo CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH whoa sorry bro ham a wicked wave just sneaked my hemp necklace i just chocked on vanilla coke ew sofa king cool was the title of a diesal boy cd im sofa king GNARLY "JERK OFF" yo shut up lotion if my dick got chapped could i use chap stick on it? dom would anyway www.domisthelordscock.com seriously time to tell dom to read this later bro die thats supposed to be like brodie not bro die you get it . dom left he'll see it later byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 wiped out ride the wave

getting hot out [02 May 2003|01:45pm] [ mood | indescribable ] [ music | the ataris - so long astoria ] so last weekend sucked becuase of a bitch that has no respect for me. its safe to say i won't miss talking to her. in other news .... its getting hot out allee and kris are disgustingly cute together my hair is getting long. im going to nfg tonight .... im going to have fun. the new ataris cd = this summers cd but uh thats pretty much all thats been happening. ill make one like last time next time. 4 wiped out ride the wave

charlie and the dommer [18 Apr 2003|06:22am] [ mood | horny ] [ music | the closer i get. the boss. the cure. flip flops. ] we are both single. and cute. well the dommer is. but im the singer of a band . so i win. next on the agenda. i like boobs. next. i really like boobs. this just in dom likes boobs too ..... today ..... i got new doedorant its not really like new kind its just a fresh stick. and i drank a tiny coca cola. its mexican. dom drank a regular sized cherry pepsi oh wait excuse WILD cherry pepsi. he drank it in like one sip. oh and dom got new pants from ray. they are over a hundred dollars but since ray looks like a "girl" in them he gave them away .... girl pants don't seem to bother anthony next my lotion is right next to me and i can't use it cause doms here. man i remember this time where dom clogged the toilet ...... and my dad got mad at me and thought i did it ...... oh that was last wednesday night . question if you were dom would you: a) shower b) not shower c) take pizza and rub it on your hair d) b and c e) c and b answer : i asked him and he lied to me he said shower but his hair is nasty he says he's gonna shower but he said that last time he stayed here oh yea dom owes me breakfast cause he took my change out of my mug and i bought cigarettes and i picked him up form nj and i payed for the toll the toll lady looked super BUSTED late breaking news dommer hit homer but he's still losing wait its tied i misread it oh wait another h omer? nope he's out. we called allee earlier ..... she didn't answer next im about to eat a root beer barrel. *opens bag* *opens wrapper* *puts beer barrel in mouth* *does not taste like root beer* TROG DOR STIKES AGAIN enters the cure show me how you do that trick the one that makes me scream she says and puts my arm around dom wow this is like heavan next dom has a pink lighter ...... people are think we are going to be gay ...... reasons: doms lighter i mentioned him and his stuff and hair like thirty times we are sleeping in the same room and sometimes i take my clothes off in mid sleep fuck we forgot wawa ghetto tea damn oh and one time i stole this big strawberry from my old school and now its next to steve (black person) the white stripes do not deserve the cover of blender it should just be christina aguilarreaoer's butt time for the boss GLORY DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs the bruce doesn't have a lisp sorry boss oh yea crystal i can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! signing off charlie and dom p.s. we don't know what p.s. stands for wait i just found out dom knows he said "parent signature" but that is wrong i then said "post script" wow im a genius i thought that right here but then dom argued whats p.p.s.??? then we giggled we are dickin down your momma and her friends hehehe me and dom are horny 5 wiped out ride the wave

recording [07 Apr 2003|08:44pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | cave in - antenna ] well first entry with my live journal friday night was mike murro's birthday and i drank toooooooooooo much i said some funny things though. saturday we had our final practice before recording. we all went back to chris's after that. i only got 1 hour of sleep that night. then when we all got up, we got waffles. wooooo it was hot. then we go to leave and didn't print directions. then after printing them back at my house we left. 12 hours with them in a small room made me go nuts. but we kinda bonded a little (not to sound gay). the recording came out incredible. im really happy with it. p.s. red bull does not give you wings i was still tired as shit. then we drove home and i was falling asleep driving ..... but i got home ok.... http://www.zebox.com/thecanisminor thats the link to hear a song of ours. enjoy. book us everywhere <3. love charlie 5 wiped out ride the wave

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